Jar of Hoons – Song written & sung by Fitzy & Wippa video by me.
If you see other versions of this video, those are copies of this one.

Lyrics:
It’s not a motor if it’s not a rotor
It’s about increasing up your revs
If you don’t have turbo you don’t hear tssss anymore
And you’re weak if your foot’s not lead
You learn to yell as you drive
Demerit points, it’s time to say goodbye

[Chorus:]
Who do you think you are?
In your hotted up shit house car
Doing doughies in your local park
And sucking back on a dart
You’re getting way too old
Doing Mainies takes its toll
So don’t flick the bird at me
Who do you think you are?

Pumpin’ techno as you drive through town
With the sickest subwoofer around
No I don’t want to see you light it up
You’re not Craig Lowndes holding up the cup

You hang your arm out as you drive
Doing burnouts in your stock Skyline

[Chorus]
And who do you think you are?
In your hotted up shit house car
Laying rubber in your brother’s yard
Screaming out “I’m a superstar!”
You hope to skip parole
You wrapped another car around a pole
You’re not in the Grand Prix
Who do you think you are?

I pick up my mates and we go out at night
I own an XF Ford 460 big block and it flies
I wish I had missed the cops on their blitz
‘Cause I own all the quarter mile records
So suck on that
6.6 seconds flat

Who do you think you are?
In your hotted up shithouse car
Doing doughies in your local park
And sucking back on a dart
You’re getting way too old
Doing Mainies takes its toll
So don’t flick the bird at me
Who do you think you are?

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