When women get married they want the three s’s.

sensitivity, sincerity and sharing.

they get three B’s…burps, body odor and beer breath.

Men are like paper cups…disposable.

Women think men are like old car tires…Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

But men are really like coolers… you can load them up with beer and take them anywhere

All the problems women have can be traced back to the male gender

Menstruation, menopause, mental breakdown, gynecology, and hemorrhoids. Him… get it.

Man said to God why did make women so beautiful? So you would love then. Why you make them so dumb, so they would love you

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